ALTHOUGH IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS GOOGLE OR JEEVES, IT'S WONDERFUL TOOL FOR
SETTLING OFTEN WONDERED ABOUT QUESTIONS, LIKE IS THERE A REGULATION SIZE ON
CUE BALLS? OR, HOW DID THE OFFICERS OF THE POOL LEAGUE GET THEIR POSITIONS?
OR EVEN QUESTIONS NOT ABOUT POOL, LIKE WILL THE DOORS FROM A 1962 IMPALA FIT
ON A 1974 CADILLAC?
NO QUESTION IS TO TUFF FOR STANLEY DABODYMANSKY, HE IS OUR VERY OWN "KNOW
IT ALL" FROM SUBJECTS LIKE BILLIARDS TO ASSTROPHYSICS.
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TABLES TO THEIR FULL UPRIGHT POSITION AND FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS. UNLEADED FUEL ONLY.
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